Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Week 3: Let's Begin Jumping to Some Conclusions



So, to piggy back off of a great idea, I have also decided to jump to some conclusions about the state of the league.

  • Only one team in the NFC West will finish with a record above .500. Ditto for the AFC West. The AFC South will send two teams to the playoffs, with a third team on the csup of the postseason.
  • Eli Manning has shown enough to keep his job, but Tom Coughlin will be out at the end of the season for sure. (He is one amazing goal line stand away from starting 0-3)
  • Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson will be as dangerous a QB-WR combo as any in the league.
  • The league now has the most star power at receiver than at running back or quarterback.
  • Pittsburgh will finish the season with the league's best record.
  • Cincy will not make the playoffs.
  • QB's who will not be starting at the end of the season: Derek Anderson, Josh McCown, and Steve McNair.
Any other conclusions you guys can jump to?

As for week3, injuries are finally hitting and with week 4 marking the beginning of bye weeks, depth at key positions will finally come into play as it does many a fantasy season. Teams that are bearing the brunt of these injuries include Paul's Cougar Bait (Stephen Jackson, the Bears D), Frankie's Bayside Tigers (Deuce McAllister, Jake Delhomme), and Phil's Makin it Rain (Rudi Johnson).

Aside from injuries however, all of us fantasy owners are most likely going to be posed with the quandary of when to bench the players we've invested high draft picks in. Among all of us, there has to be a top 3 pick that is not currently earning their keep.

Anyone care to rant about an underperformer?

Like you Willis McGahee.... Please start running like you have 8 illegitimate children to support, please... that child support money has got to begin hurting at some point...

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Why, I Never Saw it Coming

So today, word leaked to the media by the way of many insider sources that the Bears will elect to go with backup Brian Griese as their starter this Sunday. Part of me hopes that when the Bears staff holds their press conference tomorrow, that they dispel the reports that began circulating today and that ESPN will once again have egg all over its face for shoddy journalism. On the other hand, if that scenario were to materialize, I'd also have to confront the sobering reality that Rex Grossman will be my team's starting quarterback once again. The only thing I have been less enthusiastic about is getting kicked in the nuts.

Not that I hold Rex responsible for the Bears current 1-2 record. I know, it's convenient to pile up on him because he makes it so easy. And it's so easy because he has made sucking such a spectacle. I have watched my fair share of bad QB's on the Bears, Jim Miller and Cade McNown weren't exactly world beaters. I don't know that Grossman is even the worst either, he just makes an awfully great case for himself.

But the reality is this, this is a Bears offense that is unbalanced and has put undue pressure on a QB who has shown repeatedly that he is not equipped to carry such a heavy load. Benching Grossman will not be an immediate remedy for everything. Look at Cedric Benson, who the Bears invested a #4 pick in to revive their running game. He has had trouble staying healthy, and is notoriously slow to start games. Anytime a QB hits a wall, it is always nice to have a consistent running game to keep defenses honest, but thus far Benson has been just as unreliable in providing this safety net. He certainly deserves some of the blame that is going around.

The reason why benching Grossman will change things in my opinion, is that it will allow the players to focus on playing rather than being hounded by reporters about the trials and tribulations of their quarterback. While the team has been very good about presenting a united front and not throwing Grossman under the bus when they easily could have, it also gets tiring. I'd imagine that from a receivers' standpoint, you play the best when you have full confidence in your QB (see Moss, Randy), and it's hard to develop the requisite confidence when everyone tells you that your QB sucks. Or when the QB doesn't do his part in deflecting the unwanted attention. Either way, when the QB does mess up it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If anything, this move will allow Bears fans to see that there are also other factors in play. The offensive line, though solid, is not getting any younger and has gone two consecutive offseasons without seeing any additions. And while Bernard Berrian is a burgeoning young talent, the Bears at this time also do not have the play makers at the receiver position to help make the QB look less sucky. And while I'd take the Bears defense against any other defense in the NFL, they are not immune to the injury bug as we have seen this year. So in essence all the things needed to mask the weaknesses of a shaky QB are not there for Grossman either (unlike say Ben Roethlisberger or Steve McNair).

Hey, we're 1-2 this year with 2 defensive starters expected to miss significant time and 2 that are done for the season. There is no better time than now to make this change. After all, any Bears fan with a modicum of sensibility knows that it's not going to change drastically. The man who we're calling on for help is Brian Griese, who was replaced by Jake Plummer of all people in Denver. Believe me, my expectations are very very tempered...anything else from here on out, will be icing on the cake.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Week Two Recap: Better Late Than Never


Sorry fellow league members, I know the suspense has been killing everybody, you have core metrics and an anemic Redskins-Eagles MNF game to thank for that. If this column sucks, it's not my fault, Neil wants something to read.

The final standings for week 2 are in, and here's a quick recap:
  • There's been a Rex Grossman sighting! The stud of all studs if points were rewarded for overthrown receivers, fumbled snaps, and impregnated ladies. Jon Zimmerman picked him up for Da Bears vs. the Chiefs and despite their hapless secondary, all that Grossman could muster was a meager 10 points. This was against a secondary that has a median age of about 43. Needless to say, his ass has been dropped as of this morning. All the while Jon looks for his next one night stand at QB, who could be....
  • Derek Anderson(?). Where the fuck did that performance come from? With 328 passing yards and 5 td's, Anderson put on the best waiver wire performance in a game that was rife with stellar fantasy performance... either that, or a complete indifference to defense... I can't decide which it is exactly. 51-45 looks like the score of either an Arena League game or WNBA game, I can't decide on which either.
  • Anyone with players on either squad reaped the benefits of the touchdown orgy that took place. Aside from Anderson, the game also saw TJ Houshmandzedah score 18 points, Chad Johnson with 32 (!!), Carson Palmer 51, Braylon Edwards with 26, and Kellen Winslow with 16 to top it all off. Suffice it to say, I didn't have any players who participated in the Ohio showdown and took a big L this week
  • Of course Anderson's performance means that Brady Quinn will have some time to grow his hair out and get those highlights he's wanted all along.
  • WR is the new RB-- statistically anyways. While the first two rounds of our draft were devoted solely to RB's and the stray QB in the mix, it seems like the receivers have been the big ticket performers through the first two weeks. Steve Smith, Chad Johnson, Andre Johnson, and Randy Moss are the best in show thus far. Meanwhile, preseason fantasy man crushes like LT, Stephen Jackson, and Larry Johnson have yet to put up a respectable effort.
  • Prior to the 1pm games, I made the fatal mistake of watching Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN only to hear Chris Berman refer to one of my QB's as Matt 'Stump The' Schaub in his charming Bermanesque way. God I hate him.
  • Last week, Scott bitched about taking a 3 point loss on account of Jason Witten's lifetime performance. This week, it was he who was on the other side of a 3 point win despite his bad ass kicker Josh Scobee going down with an injury. At this rate, Scott's league performance may come to resemble the 2003 Panthers with their run of games decided by 7 points.
  • Neil Hurley, stop hogging the defenses, really.... you can only play one at a time. You're like the assface who takes the chip with all the guacamole off a plate of nachos.
  • Standings after two weeks are as follow:


Tuesday, September 18, 2007

THE DRAFT: A Retrospective

After an exciting 2 weeks of regular season football, let's take a look back at how all of this came to be.

Here was the bottom 6....
















And the top 4 (please note: Frankie created the draft machine. Very peculiar......)















Neil is hard at work doing what Neil does.















Frankie and Choz are ready to draft. Extra points for the headset and finger pointing.
















You may not know this, but KWu and Rossi are all business all the time.















Reference the 1st post to see the draft results...

Thursday, September 13, 2007

My QB dilemna

[13:44] JadeRiggin: I picked up brady quinn in the hopes that they put him in this week and he just magically blows everyone away
[13:45] kevw0821: HAHAHA
[13:45] JadeRiggin: because neither favre nor grossman are even halfway exciting
[13:45] kevw0821: you don't get fantasy points for pictures on tigerbeat

(It's in another league but I still thought it was worth mentioning.)

Monday, September 10, 2007

Week One Recap: Disasters Not Involving Britney Spears, Great Performances Not Involving Chris Brown



And we're on our way! Football is now once again back in my life--or our lives--as suggested by the numerous missed calls I did not even bother responding to over the weekend. No longer are the days where I have to peruse the afternoon TV lineup only to see Rush Hour 1 and Rush Hour 2 being stacked back to back on a Sunday afternoon. So yes, if not for football alone, I was a happy happy man this weekend. Now to the action:

  • How awesome are the new Nike 'Leave Nothing' commercials featuring Shawne Merriman and Steven Jackson? Seamless editing, and no proclamations of protecting ones house. That's a football commercial done right.
  • Thursday night's opener fell way short of its billing and expectations. While it is generally recognized that the NFC does not hold a candle to the AFC talent-wise, I didn't expect the Colts defense to open up a 55 gallon barrel of whoop ass on one of the league's most prolific offenses in 2006. From a fantasy perspective, the usual suspects were great: Manning passed for 3td's, two going to Reggie Wayne and the other going to Marvin Harrison. Jason David, formerly of the Colts, was burned on all three touchdowns and told to go home and get his f'n shinebox. After a quick scare that sent Jon Rossi into the most panic-filled 10 minutes in his life, Joseph Addai came back to the game in midseason form, rushing for 118 yards and a touchdown.
  • Reggie Bush was a huge dud on opening night, as the Colts defense left him looking out of the earhole of his helmet all night. Bush finished the night with a very pedestrian 3 points, which would give him the highest commercials per fantasy point ratio. At this rate, Peyton Manning will have to pimp himself to more companies just to keep pace with Reggie. Ronco Showcase Rotisserie Grills anybody?
  • Ditto Drew Brees in the dud department. Week 1 was not good for anyone with any Saints players unfortunately. Thankfully, yours truly was left unscathed from the Thursday night ownage. Comparable in their suck factor were: Steven Jackson, Larry Johnson, and Phil Rivers. I don't have the math in front me but I would imagine that Tony Romo (43 points; more to come) have the three of them covered points wise.
  • Speaking of ownage, Neil's Team Fatback are out to a 145-69 point lead over Choz's Enviro Kidz. It does bear mentioning that Choz has 4 more players who will be going in tonight's games, so after it's all said and done, the ownage factor may be no more. I'm sure that Choz is hoping that Matt Leinart is focused on something other than ridding metropolitan Phoenix of all its virgins tonight.
  • Seriously though, who would have expected a combined 71 fantasy points from Jon Kitna and Tony Romo of all people? Last time we saw him, Romo seemed like he'd rather be asking people how hot they wanted their Chang sauce. To his credit, it's nice to see the new contract has not left complacent. I certainly am not complaining after Romo helped Jason Witten get stud TE of the week honors (116 yds, 1td for 17 points).
  • Fantasy Dilemma: As relieved as I was to see Matt Schaub's solid outing in his debut for the Texans, it also kinda sucked that the bulk of the yards were going to Andre Johnson, who is on Scott Hazleton's team. On the other hand, Jon Zimmerman enjoyed 14 points from Matt Hasselbeck with absolutely none of them going to Deion Branch of Frankie's Bayside Tigers. Fantasy undermining must become a trend that catches on if I'm to win this thing.
  • The rookies are starting out strong! As always, rookies can always be counted on to put up some good week 1 numbers before hitting the wall in weeks 8-11. Calvin Johnson and Adrian Peterson were certainly sights for sore eyes for both Lions and Vikings fans.
  • New fantasy strategy for 2007: Start every receiver matching up against Jason David, and start every defense playing against Joey Harrington.
  • Also thought I'd mention that Joey Harrington is a masterful Jazz Piano player.
  • Many redemption projects (not including Joey Harrington) are well underway after strong week 1 outings from Big Ben, Eli Manning, Jake Delhomme, and the aforementioned Tony Romo. The QB is always the most scrutinized position, but I couldn't even fathom the type of public outrage that would have resulted from bad games from any of these quarterbacks. Maybe I should get a head start on drafting David Carr for 2008?
  • Great to see RB Chris Brown rush for 175 yards and then deliver one of the best performances of the (incredibly unwatchable) VMA's last night. Good job pulling double duty man.
Monday night forecast to come EOD

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Draft Night: A Quick Recap

Team Owners Present: The Joey Scarrington's, Steamin Willy Beaman, Team Fatback, Enviro Kids, Bayside Tigers, Make it Rain, Cougar Bait, & Nate Newton's Stash. Absent: Miss Cleo, T'Baggin Renegade

Beer: Corona, Yuengling, Guiness

Food: PIZZA

Draft Results


The Joey Scarringtons

  1. Frank Gore RB 49ers
  2. Travis Henry RB (father to many illegitimate children) RB Broncos
  3. Marc Bulger QB Rams
  4. T.J. Hsdfsfsrsersdeh WR (Team Chaperone) Bengals
  5. Andre Johnson WR Texans
  6. Marion Barber III RB Cowboys
  7. Ben Roesrgtsrtrberger QB Steelers
  8. Alge Crumpler & his fat ass TE Falcons
  9. Reggie Brown WR Iggles
  10. Denver DEF
  11. Heath Miller TE Steelers
  12. Devery Henderson WR Saints
  13. Michael Jenkins WR Falcons
  14. Josh Scobee K Jags
  15. JOEY MF'N HARRINGTON (erstwhile) QB Falcons



Steamin Willy Beaman
  1. Joseph Addai RB Colts
  2. Reggie Bush RB Saints
  3. Antonio Gates TE Chargers
  4. Reggie Wayne WR Colts
  5. Anquan Boldin WR Buzzsaw
  6. Cedric Benson RB Da Bears
  7. Alex Smith QB & owner of 1200 SAT score 49ers
  8. Lavarneus Coles WR J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
  9. Brett Fav-re QB Packers
  10. David Garrard QB Jaguars
  11. Santonio Holmes WR Steelers
  12. Brandon Jackson RB Packers
  13. LaMont Jordan RB Raiders
  14. Jason Elam K Broncos
  15. Iggles D.



Team Fatback

  1. Larry Johnson + impending injury RB Chiefs
  2. Steve Smith WR Panthers
  3. T.O. + Much Baggage WR Cowboys
  4. The many identities of Clinton Portis RB Redskins
  5. Tony Romo + Carrie Underwood QB Cowboys
  6. Adrian Peterson RB Vikings
  7. Jon Kitna QB Lions
  8. Braylon Edwards WR Browns
  9. Cadiallc Williams RB Bucs
  10. Panthers D.
  11. Vincent Jackson WR Chargers
  12. Ben Watson TE Pats
  13. DJ Hackett Seahawks
  14. Stephen Gsdfwerwerski K Pats
  15. Steve McNair + Impending Injury + Lost Limb QB Ravens



EnviroKidz
  1. Peyton Manning presented to you by Visa, DirectTV, Sprint, Gatorade.
  2. Maurice Jones-Drew RB Jags
  3. Edgerrin James RB Buzzsaw
  4. Donald Driver WR Packers
  5. Vernon 'Click Clack' Davis TE 49ers
  6. Matt Leinart + STD's QB Buzzsaw
  7. Pats D.
  8. Calvin Johnson + Freak Genes WR Lions
  9. Terry Glenn (She) WR Cowboys
  10. Jerious Norwood RB Falcons
  11. Kevin Jones RB Lions
  12. Wes Welker WR Pats
  13. Neil Rackers K Buzzsaw
  14. Drew Bennett WR Rams
  15. LJ Smith TE Iggles


Bayside Tigers

  1. LT RB Chargers (......)
  2. Drew Brees QB Saints
  3. Deuce McAllister RB Saints
  4. Randy Moss WR Pats
  5. Todd Heap TE Ravens
  6. Jake Delhomme QB Panthers
  7. Ravens D. ( + 6 points for every murder)
  8. Jerricho Cotchery WR J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
  9. Deion Branch WR Seahawks
  10. Mark Clayton WR Ravens
  11. DeAngelo Williams RB Panthers
  12. Brandon Marshall WR Broncos
  13. Shayne Graham K Bengals
  14. Jeff Garcia + Questionable Sexuality QB Bucs
  15. Dallas Clark TE Colts


Make it Rain
  1. Tom Brady QB Pats
  2. Rudi Johnson RB Bengals
  3. Chad Johnson WR Bengals
  4. Tony Gonzalez TE Chiefs
  5. Lee Evans WR Buf
  6. Eli Manning QB Giants
  7. Marshawn Lynch RB Bills
  8. Chargers Defense
  9. Chris Chambers WR Dolphins/Snowflake's team
  10. Adam Vinwerwerteri K Colts
  11. Donte Stallworth WR Pats
  12. Julius Jones RB Cowboys
  13. Mike Furrey WR Lions
  14. Fred Taylor RB Jags
  15. Brady Quinn QB Browns


Cougar Bait

  1. Steven Jackson RB Rams
  2. Carson Palmer QB Bengals
  3. Donovan McNabb + 1 year supply of Chunky Soup QB Iggles
  4. Jeremy Shockey + STD's TE Giants
  5. Marques Colston WR Saints
  6. Hines Ward WR Steelers
  7. Da Bears Defense
  8. Darrell Jackson WR 49ers
  9. Jamal Lewis RB Browns
  10. Joey Galloway WR/fossil Bucs
  11. Ahman Green RB/roadkill Texans
  12. Jeff Wilkins K Rams
  13. Issac Bruce WR Rams
  14. Trent Green + Concussions QB Snowflake's Team
  15. Warrick Dunn RB Falcons


Nate Newton's Stash
  1. Shaun Alexander RB Seahawks
  2. Willis McGahee RB + Father to many illegitimate children Ravens
  3. Marvin Harrison WR Colts
  4. Roy Williams WR Lions
  5. Jay Cutler QB Broncos
  6. Matt Schaub QB + Animal Right Activist Texans
  7. Thomas Jones RB J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
  8. Steelers Defense
  9. Jason Witten TE Cowboys
  10. Bernard Berrian WR Da Bears
  11. Jason Campbell QB Redskins
  12. Nate Kaeding K Chargers
  13. Kevin Curtis WR Iggles
  14. Chester Taylor RB Vikings
  15. Ronald Curry WR Raiders


Miss Cleo
  1. Willie Parker RB Steelers
  2. Ronnie Brown RB Snowflake's Team
  3. Phil Rivers QB Chargers
  4. Javon Walker WR Broncos
  5. Vince Young QB Titans
  6. Plaxico Burress WR Giants
  7. Kellen Winslow TE/Lt. Browns
  8. Snowflake's Defense
  9. Muhsin Muhammad WR Da Bears
  10. Tatum Bell RB Lions
  11. Joe Horn WR Falcons
  12. Robbie Gould K Da Bears
  13. Damon Huard QB Chiefs
  14. Mike Anderson RB Ravens
  15. Devin Hester WR/KR/Awesomeness Da Bears


T'Baggin
  1. Brian Westbrook RB Iggles
  2. Koolaid Maroney RB Pats
  3. Torry Holt WR Rams
  4. Larry Fitzgerald WR Buzzsaw
  5. Matt Hasselbeck QB Seahwaks
  6. Brandon Jacobs RB Giants
  7. Santana Moss WR Redskins
  8. Chad Pennington QB J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
  9. Chris Cooley TE Redskins
  10. Jags Defense
  11. Anthony Gonzalez WR Colts
  12. JP Losman QB Bills
  13. Matt Stover K Ravens
  14. Greg Jennings WR Packers
  15. Chris Henry w/o 8 game suspension RB Titans