Draft Night: A Quick Recap

Team Owners Present: The Joey Scarrington's, Steamin Willy Beaman, Team Fatback, Enviro Kids, Bayside Tigers, Make it Rain, Cougar Bait, & Nate Newton's Stash. Absent: Miss Cleo, T'Baggin Renegade

Beer: Corona, Yuengling, Guiness

Food: PIZZA

Draft Results

The Joey Scarringtons

1. Frank Gore RB 49ers
2. Travis Henry RB (father to many illegitimate children) RB Broncos
3. Marc Bulger QB Rams
4. T.J. Hsdfsfsrsersdeh WR (Team Chaperone) Bengals
5. Andre Johnson WR Texans
6. Marion Barber III RB Cowboys
7. Ben Roesrgtsrtrberger QB Steelers
8. Alge Crumpler & his fat ass TE Falcons
9. Reggie Brown WR Iggles
10. Denver DEF
    
11. Heath Miller TE Steelers
12. Devery Henderson WR Saints
13. Michael Jenkins WR Falcons
14. Josh Scobee K Jags
15. JOEY MF'N HARRINGTON (erstwhile) QB Falcons

Steamin Willy Beaman

1. Joseph Addai RB Colts
   
2. Reggie Bush RB Saints
3. Antonio Gates TE Chargers
4. Reggie Wayne WR Colts
5. Anquan Boldin WR Buzzsaw
   
6. Cedric Benson RB Da Bears
7. Alex Smith QB & owner of 1200 SAT score 49ers
8. Lavarneus Coles WR J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
9. Brett Fav-re QB Packers
10. David Garrard QB Jaguars
11. Santonio Holmes WR Steelers
12. Brandon Jackson RB Packers
13. LaMont Jordan RB Raiders
14. Jason Elam K Broncos
15. Iggles D.
    

Team Fatback

1. Larry Johnson + impending injury RB Chiefs
2. Steve Smith WR Panthers
3. T.O. + Much Baggage WR Cowboys
4. The many identities of Clinton Portis RB Redskins
5. Tony Romo + Carrie Underwood QB Cowboys
6. Adrian Peterson RB Vikings
7. Jon Kitna QB Lions
8. Braylon Edwards WR Browns
9. Cadiallc Williams RB Bucs
10. Panthers D.
    
11. Vincent Jackson WR Chargers
12. Ben Watson TE Pats
13. DJ Hackett Seahawks
14. Stephen Gsdfwerwerski K Pats
15. Steve McNair + Impending Injury + Lost Limb QB Ravens

EnviroKidz

1. Peyton Manning presented to you by Visa, DirectTV, Sprint, Gatorade.
   
2. Maurice Jones-Drew RB Jags
3. Edgerrin James RB Buzzsaw
4. Donald Driver WR Packers
5. Vernon 'Click Clack' Davis TE 49ers
6. Matt Leinart + STD's QB Buzzsaw
7. Pats D.
   
8. Calvin Johnson + Freak Genes WR Lions
9. Terry Glenn (She) WR Cowboys
10. Jerious Norwood RB Falcons
11. Kevin Jones RB Lions
12. Wes Welker WR Pats
13. Neil Rackers K Buzzsaw
14. Drew Bennett WR Rams
15. LJ Smith TE Iggles

Bayside Tigers

1. LT RB Chargers (......)
2. Drew Brees QB Saints
3. Deuce McAllister RB Saints
4. Randy Moss WR Pats
5. Todd Heap TE Ravens
6. Jake Delhomme QB Panthers
7. Ravens D. ( + 6 points for every murder)
8. Jerricho Cotchery WR J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
9. Deion Branch WR Seahawks
10. Mark Clayton WR Ravens
11. DeAngelo Williams RB Panthers
12. Brandon Marshall WR Broncos
13. Shayne Graham K Bengals
14. Jeff Garcia + Questionable Sexuality QB Bucs
15. Dallas Clark TE Colts

Make it Rain

1. Tom Brady QB Pats
2. Rudi Johnson RB Bengals
3. Chad Johnson WR Bengals
4. Tony Gonzalez TE Chiefs
5. Lee Evans WR Buf
6. Eli Manning QB Giants
7. Marshawn Lynch RB Bills
8. Chargers Defense
9. Chris Chambers WR Dolphins/Snowflake's team
10. Adam Vinwerwerteri K Colts
11. Donte Stallworth WR Pats
12. Julius Jones RB Cowboys
13. Mike Furrey WR Lions
14. Fred Taylor RB Jags
15. Brady Quinn QB Browns

Cougar Bait

1. Steven Jackson RB Rams
2. Carson Palmer QB Bengals
3. Donovan McNabb + 1 year supply of Chunky Soup QB Iggles
4. Jeremy Shockey + STD's TE Giants
5. Marques Colston WR Saints
6. Hines Ward WR Steelers
7. Da Bears Defense
8. Darrell Jackson WR 49ers
9. Jamal Lewis RB Browns
10. Joey Galloway WR/fossil Bucs
11. Ahman Green RB/roadkill Texans
12. Jeff Wilkins K Rams
13. Issac Bruce WR Rams
14. Trent Green + Concussions QB Snowflake's Team
15. Warrick Dunn RB Falcons

Nate Newton's Stash

1. Shaun Alexander RB Seahawks
2. Willis McGahee RB + Father to many illegitimate children Ravens
3. Marvin Harrison WR Colts
4. Roy Williams WR Lions
5. Jay Cutler QB Broncos
6. Matt Schaub QB + Animal Right Activist Texans
7. Thomas Jones RB J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
8. Steelers Defense
9. Jason Witten TE Cowboys
10. Bernard Berrian WR Da Bears
11. Jason Campbell QB Redskins
12. Nate Kaeding K Chargers
13. Kevin Curtis WR Iggles
14. Chester Taylor RB Vikings
15. Ronald Curry WR Raiders

Miss Cleo

1. Willie Parker RB Steelers
2. Ronnie Brown RB Snowflake's Team
3. Phil Rivers QB Chargers
4. Javon Walker WR Broncos
5. Vince Young QB Titans
6. Plaxico Burress WR Giants
7. Kellen Winslow TE/Lt. Browns
8. Snowflake's Defense
9. Muhsin Muhammad WR Da Bears
10. Tatum Bell RB Lions
11. Joe Horn WR Falcons
12. Robbie Gould K Da Bears
13. Damon Huard QB Chiefs
14. Mike Anderson RB Ravens
15. Devin Hester WR/KR/Awesomeness Da Bears

T'Baggin

1. Brian Westbrook RB Iggles
2. Koolaid Maroney RB Pats
3. Torry Holt WR Rams
4. Larry Fitzgerald WR Buzzsaw
5. Matt Hasselbeck QB Seahwaks
6. Brandon Jacobs RB Giants
7. Santana Moss WR Redskins
8. Chad Pennington QB J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
9. Chris Cooley TE Redskins
10. Jags Defense
11. Anthony Gonzalez WR Colts
12. JP Losman QB Bills
13. Matt Stover K Ravens
14. Greg Jennings WR Packers
15. Chris Henry w/o 8 game suspension RB Titans